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  1. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 23, 2014 at 8:15 PM
    People who use Krokodil develop painful flesh eating virus that forces their body to resemble a zombie. Krokodil is so bad that it has been used criminally as a means of torture.

    It's fancy science name is Desomorphine and you can read about that on Wikipedia.

    People who use heroine should be especially afraid, because Krokodil has been found in bad batches of heroine. So next time you're going to be stupid and do drugs, just remember these pictures.

    After seeing these pictures, I hope that...
  2. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 23, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    After reading about a PA eye doctor who was raided and charged with growing the green for his patients, I thought about how stupid it is that marijuana is not legal, yet alcohol is more destructive and still legal.

    Let's point out the fact that alcohol is way worse for any human body and has literally no benefits. Alcohol doesn't do anything nice for you.

    Certain strands of marijuana have been scientifically proven to have very helpful medical benefits, one such example is a girl with...
  3. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 22, 2014 at 3:55 PM
    Not even kidding. When we turn the water on, in the kitchen sink, it sounds like a fast hammer beating on a pipe or a slow machine gun.

    It's only on the kitchen sink, nowhere else in the house.

    What is that and how do we fix it?
  4. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 22, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Clips of news anchor Brian Williams were threaded together in such a way that it makes him rap Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" song. What an honor for Snoop! Good job Jimmy Fallon.

  5. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 22, 2014 at 1:57 PM
    Random funny pictures from the web. You can be sure that I 100% pressed right click save as on these from another site, but they don't fit into any of my normal funny picture categories. Or, I just don't have enough of a particular set to bother making a gallery out of them. So here's random funny picture dump 1!

  6. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:25 PM
    Cute dogs to make you cry. Large whales to make you feel small. Kittens to make you feel warm and fuzzy. Birds to make you buy ear plugs. Bugs up close to make you put down bug spray for 5 minutes, unless they're mosquitoes. Forget mosquitoes! I don't care who you are, mosquitoes are annoying.

    Submit your cool animal photographs.

  7. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 20, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    Some people claim this is a ghost car which comes out of nowhere. I think the video is the result of weird angles all at the right place at the right time. The car probably blew the light and was inching into the traffic, but we couldn't see it due to the other cars in the way and the weird angle the left turn was taken.

    What do you think?

  8. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 20, 2014 at 2:30 PM
    I'm just laughing at how stupid these Filipino people are for enacting a ritualistic nailing to the cross. Why don't they sit home and watch Dance Moms and chill out? It's 4/20 and they got tricked into getting "high" up on a cross.

    So there's a guy in a cape, Greek looking soldiers, a white dude, and a bunch of people looking bored. I feel like they all want to go home and drink a Red's Apple Ale and play some Xbox.

    What makes people want to spend a day looking as bored as these people do?...
  9. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 20, 2014 at 2:02 PM

    Let's be honest with ourselves - does anyone really care about Easter? It's a fake holiday depicting a giant costumed bunny delivering plastic egg filled with cheap candy or Jolly Ranchers bought by the bag at WalMart. Or the Easter bunny delivers real eggs, but they're chicken eggs. And here's a list of reasons why the Easter bunny is stupid...

    A rabbit does not give birth to chickens.

    And a rabbit is not six feet tall and walks on hind legs.

    And a rabbit does not...
  10. franko
    Created by franko
    Apr 20, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    Shout outs to the gang behind Epic Rap Battles! Happy Easter if you're celebrating...celebrating a big stupid fake bunny delivering plastic eggs full of store bought candy! Holla!!