Watch out E-coli, you have a new competitor! If you catch this weird contagious virus, then you’re gonna turn into a blood sucking weirdo trapped in a movie screen trying to scare gullible movie viewers everywhere.
I heard movie ushers will distribute hand sanitizer at every show so that the scared people can stop freaking out when they touch a door knob.
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