Lebron James ditched Cleveland for Miami.

Why wouldn’t he? Cleveland sucks. Who cares if it’s home to him. Miami has hot Cuban girls running around looking for dick, Cleveland has hoodrats.

Miami has two stud players who can score on anyone. Cleveland does not have sh*t but a Delonte West the ugly douchebag motherf*cker who played at Temple and f*cked Lebron’s Mom.

Come to think of it, if I were Lebron James, I would’ve quit on them in the playoffs too because there would be no f*cking way I would ever win a championship for a team who didn’t fire a guy who f*cked another players Mother because the people running that team are just a bunch of motherf*ckers as well.

I’m contradicting the sh*t out of myself right now because I previously called Lebron a quitter. But now I think he is the f*cking man because I believe he quit on purpose so that he f*cked everyone right back. He denied all the a$$holes in Cleveland a championship on purpose when they completely lacked respect for him and wouldn’t even release the guy who did the one thing you’re not supposed to do – f*ck a coworkers Momma Dukes. What a f*cking motherf*cker that red haired f*ck West really is, and so is the entire office behind the Cav’s.

Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Go Miami Heat. I hope they win seven in a row and surpass Jordan and Delonte West cries every night because his team can’t even make the playoffs anymore.

Delonte West is like Ephialtes in 300, an ugly monster mother f*cker.

PS – it takes two to tango, so what the f*ck was his Mom thinking? There aren’t players who at least look human? Like this handsome guy right here?

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