Much bigger than your average man.
Only thing to stop the Energizer Bunny.
Rosie Odonnell spawn.
He likes it on the inside.
Moutain Dew is a hell of a drug.
Don’t steal her f*cking donuts ever again.
She really needs to wear shoes, but Reebok Pump high tops don’t fit on the cankles.
That bracelet is restricting her growth.
She’s not fat, she’s big boned.
The couch is buckling.
Help – man buried under mountain!
Share me! 
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