A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime.
I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to shoot the moment this whale hopped into the boat. I call conspiracy!
And besides, who the f*ck calls a sailboat a yacht? I hear yacht, I think big time party boat. Not a large sail boat. News reporters in Africa better get their facts straight before blood diamond sales hit higher than the biggun whale can jump.
And PS – the whale called. Said don’t invade my territory or the boat gets it.
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