How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends?
My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck.
Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party.
Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe she’s the ref at a circle jerk, yeah?
I can’t tell who is gayer, because they all look like they love the cocknballs.
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