Saw this girl while jogging in Central Park, following the girl in the white top and black yoga pants, down a path trying to hide my boner.
Then this girl was like “yo, check out deez titties” and I was like”damn girl, them some fly ass titties, how much you want to pull them pants up up higher than your belly button?”
And she was like, “yo nigga, I’ll do it for free, but you gotta stop staring, cause you ain’t gonna be getting up in any of this any time soon.”
Then I said “f*ck you then trampasaurus,” and I jogged to the next. The block was dead
yo, so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis, Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis.
Jealous ’cause I’m out getting mine?
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine.
Represent.
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