http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnsQSRVZno
There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote:
Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.*
1. No he is not more intimidating than an NFL linebacker. Are you kidding me? He’s 8. I would front kick him in the baby teeth and curb stomp his forehead. If I tried doing that to Ray Lewis, he would eat my balls and make me taste my own a$$hole as he bends me in half like a Twizzler.
2. Again. He is 8 years old. And also not a bear.
3. Perfect example of bad parents…
…bad parents who give their child a purple mohawk and don’t make them wear the ear protector, thus warranting an early cauliflower ear, which then subjects the 8 year old to years of never getting laid because girls don’t want to stick their tongue on that creaturish excuse of an ear. It’s like gluing KRANG to the side of your head and asking a girl to pull on it while you eat her out – it’s just not happening unless you’re a huge fan of TMNT. In that case, good luck. See you at comic con with the rest of the virgins.
I wouldn’t ever encourage my child to wrestle. Martial arts is one thing, but wrestling is for the gays. Wrestlers in high school and college ALL LOOK THE SAME – LIKE A DOPE WITH FUCKED UP EARS!
Fuck. That.
I want my kid to get girls and look like a human, not a square headed f*ck who likes to touch guys cocknballss in tight suits.
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