It happens all the time.
Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child.
You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household.
Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no resemblance to your pastey white ass at all.
In other words, the kid is black!
In other other words, she’s been sleeping with the janitor at work, getting some pipe action, f*cked in the bathroom of a Wegman’s while you’re at work 72 hours a week trying to provide for your family!
Lesson learned? Fuck your wife more often and don’t work so damn much! Make the bitch get a better job, like sucking off all your friends, because she may as well do that if she’s nailing the dude at work and making black babies for you!
Scoreboard: Wife 1 :: Husband 0
CAN WE SAY PWNED!
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