You cannot look me in the eyes, with a straight face, and not tell me that this girl doesn’t do weird freaky sex acts when she’s home alone.
If you ever try to tell me that she’s innocent and does nothing, I will seriously beat you with a cat.
You know damn well that there’s a dildo attached to a wall somewhere, probably the bathroom mirror so she can stand on the sink and watch, and she nails it right in there every single night!
Who else do you think made this video – it certainly wasn’t a male. It was either a female, or the dildo itself.
I’m willing to believe that the dildo is actually on the couch now, stuck inside her twat so far that you can’t even tell her shorts have a fly spot.
Beat that Mary Lou Retton!
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