News article about a 49 million year old spider shown in 3d graced the front of Yahoo news today.
Ten bucks says 3000 people read it. Another $10 says only nine spider enthusiasts read the article, only seven of those people cared, and the rest scrolled past the text to the video.
This is why I place the video first, because I know only 30% of you will make it past the video, and the other 70% of you can’t read. If you’re one of those people, then you don’t even know that I’m pulling on your girly bits right now.
Let’s justify the science video with hot girls. Except…these are 3d hot girls…and they’re all Asian!
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