Dear Future Ex Wife,
I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big.
You may have thought that a human this large would destroy the groin of a woman that small, but the fact of the matter is this – that dude can’t see his penis.
I kid you not. There is no way his pecker is longer then a pinkie. If anything he has bigger balls and he shaves his pubes so the meat looks bigger.
On the contrary, I’m confused. If steroids make all your muscles huge, then why doesn’t the weenus muscle grow? I would take steroids and do cocknballs pushups all day and just grow my cocknballs. I would be too afraid to grow my arm muscles too much and crack my boner off like a pretzel stick during the super bowl.
What do you guys think? If you’re on roids, can you still see your penis?
Girls – would you sleep with this guy?
You people have to chime in on the comments below…GO!!
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