Can you imagine going to a festival and wondering why your Pops is driving in a separate car? Wondering why his separate car is hauling a trailer. Wondering why you’re dressed like a medieval princess and your mom looks like a gypsy whore?
Not me. My parents dressed me like Santa Clause and took me to the mall with my elf brothers.
They weren’t a$$holes like this guy, the Kenny Powers wannabe dressed like a f*cking centaur, ruining his daughters chances of ever being popular or normal
Congratulations. She’ll be in the renaissance group at college, never get laid due to lack of grooming, and go through life only kissing one boy, and that was during a school play by accident.
Welcome to the world of acting out sword fights in real life, and I’m not talking about two guys peeing at the same time while smiling.
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