Welcome to the world of taking scenic pictures when you go on a trip to a new and exciting location.
Welcome to the world of beautiful photography demonstrating your exquisite travels.
Welcome to the world of shadows making your leg looking like you have a penis and your friends pointing it out in public on Facebook!
Hey Celina – it’s ok if you have an 18 inch penis. Most men are crying about having a four inch penis, so you’re well above average dear. DO NOT BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOU ARE!
Oh stop – it’s ok – the shadows were playing a trick on you. You may not really have a huge penis, but I bet you at least three people’s forearms got a workout over this picture, and a fourth person masturbated to the scenic background while Kenny G played in the background.
It’s OK girl – your friends wouldn’t be your friends if they didn’t publicly embarrass you to the world on the Internet via Facebook comments that you probably didn’t notice until three days after it was posted and 1900 other people commented about how jealous they were!
Cute sweater though – Freddy Krueger likes stripes too, and he’s the man!
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