I’m not sure how I feel about a computer telling me that I smell like a baby prostitute. How in the world does a baby prostitute smell? What is it, baby powder and cheap cologne from the previous customer? Cheap booze and smokes? This is just raunchy! Damn you Google!
I can handle smelling like a bum’s nutsack, but not a baby prostitute.
Maybe even handle smelling like an unkempt Lithuanian, but not a baby prostitute.
Something is not right with you, my dear Google robot!
What’s the most weird thing you have ever smelled?
Share me! 
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