Will the real Mother Nature please stand up?
I always wanted a baby tattooed near my nipple.
I always wanted a tree with a belly button.
I always wanted a tree with no leaves, because fall is my favorite season and I am a jolly hippy.
The baby cries about the tattoo…not because baby is hungry!!
Monta will water his tree by pissing with a boner.
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