Don’t you love how cute babies can get away with anything. What would happen if I did this? Smacked in the face, possible restraining order, sexual harassment charges? That’s why the crankers offices have all women employees sign a different contract, one which they probably didn’t ever read because we put it all the way at the end, but not entirely at the end, and not near where they sign. They probably don’t know it, but it states that no women can claim sexual harassment while working with crankers! The only good thing is that we only hire women, so when they harass each other, it’s just called foreplay.
Share me! 
{ 0 comments… add one now }