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It’s Friday and I’m about to head to the Jersey Shore. I’m not going to Seaside Heights where the Jersey Shore cast hangs out, but rather a much cleaner and guido free part of New Jersey. I’ll be at *** **** **** checking out girls who are actually attractive, unlike Deena Cortese.
Deena Cortese, from Jersey Shore, looks like
- A fat midget linebacker.
- An upright hippo with a vagina and a dress.
- An oversize garden gnome with tatas.
- A wizards mix of a long haired dog with an obese human.
- A miniature Rosie O’Donnell covered in grease.
- A tan turkey.
- The glutton from the movie Se7en, only with more makeup.
- Rejected Aquanet spokesperson.
- The Marshmallow Man painted orange with a wig.
There was a time when I thought no girl could ever be more repulsive then Snooki, but then Deena walked in. Game over Snooki – someone really is more repulsive then you are.
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i’m so glad they don’t come to our beach. they’re so ugly.