Three questions:
1 Does anyone watch women’s soccer? 2 Does anyone watch soccer? And 3 Does anyone like watching women’s sports?
1 NO.
2 MAYBE PEOPLE IN BRAZIL.
3 NO!
There you have it. The final answers to all questions pertaining to women’s sports and soccer in general. There’s only two women’s sports worth watching, and that’s beach volleyball (sexy outfits) and tennis (sexy sounds), except for Venus and Serena Williams, because they are two big fat ugly MEN. Anything less, is uncivilized, boring, and disturbing to watch as women are not meant to do competitive things like run, shoot basketballs, or kick balls around on a grass field while sweating. Women are on Earth to do more awesome things like make out with other girls, make meatballs, and do leave guys alone when they’re playing fantasy football. Seriously ladies, go to the mall or something (spend your own money), but leave us alone when we’re doing fantasy sports, and don’t think playing basketball is cool, because you can’t even dunk!
PS – I hope the Japan team is only half as ugly as the Brazilian team, and I think the Swedish team may have been sexy too. I’d have to see each team naked to decide. Of course, except for team Brazil, because those dudes shouldn’t be playing on a women’s team.
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