Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado.
I haven’t ever wanted
- people to shut the f*ck up so bad.
- a car to flip over as fast as possible.
- fake tan losers to kill themselves.
- the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life.
- people to choke on tanning spray.
- light themselves on fire and yell nigga.
- gorge themselves while their mom cooks meatballs and cries about how her kids came out f’ed up.
- stab themselves with their own pointy hair.
- mute my computer speakers because I’m afraid they will catch the gay.
- or rather watch someone cut off their dick then listen to these people make DJ Pauly D and Vinnie from the Jersey Shore look like a total douche, when they are actually the coolest two guys on the planet compared to the losers driving this vehicle. That Mike the Situation guy, he’s still a douche, but he’s actually pretty cool compared to his loser entourage who dress like scumbags. I know because I met them at a casino in the beginning of summer when he was promoting his
jizz infusedprotein vodka.
To all the white dudes out there – stop saying nigga and talking with a fake accent, especially if you’re imitating the Jersey Shore guys in front of your flip cam to look cool.
I go to Jersey Shore every weekend. The people there DON’T talk like you A-HOLES do in this video.
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