Don’t act surprised to hear that a ditzy blond woman drove a Bentley into a Ferrari, Aston Martin, Porsche, and a Mercedes.
Obviously she had to do her makeup – look at all the people here, she can’t possibly go without eye liner for five minutes. Are you crazy? NO EYELINER FOR FIVE MINUTES IS AN ETERNITY IN HELL TO A BLOND WOMAN!
I bet she was driving like 6 miles an hour, and still couldn’t navigate well enough to avoid hitting numerous cars. How’d she get her license? Was there some stick shift action going on? Eh? I bet!
You make Danica Patrick angry! Click the picture for the full news article over at Yahoo.com.
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