I came downstairs for breakfast and all I got was a planked table. Hugh Hefner needs to up his degree of difficulty and plank on that chandelier or the muff burger of an early 90′s model. Planking on tables is what bored people do at the morgue, but even they have a hot chick under them. Hef – set the world record for how many people can plank in a single picture, and if you don’t do it, then we’ll know you’re spending more time in your purple pajamas and selling grapes with Prince in between homoerotic basketball games.
Let’s see how long Hugh Hefner stays on the table while people say he’s planking, only to find out a month later he’s actually dead.
Planking on tables is so easy, even a blond from the March 1999 issue of Playboy could do it.
You’ve planked how many women in your life, and you pick a table? No points.
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