Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now.
The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water.
I want to know where the dolphin goes and why the cute girl talking doesn’t get in the water. Also, where did these people learn to fight, a girls orphanage? Is the dolphin rounding up his friends to come battle sharks, because I think the dolphin could take all these guys on his own.
Russians sure do fight in weird places, but that guy gets props for trying to swim with a dolphin. Where do Russians get dolphins from anyway? Do they barter them for vodka?
ps – someone stop that wretched girl from screaming, she damn near scared my cat and pierced a hole in my speakers.
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