Michelle Bachman at the Iowa corn dog eating contest. She will win on account of her risque picture making people remember that the state of Iowa still exists, because, for a while there, we all forgot about Iowa.
I don’t even know what’s in Iowa, or why it’s still a state. Can’t we close Iowa and merge it with another state?
Michelle Bachman for President 2012? If you come over my house and perform this trick, then you got my vote for sure!
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