Dear Taylor Swift,
It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity video above irritated me. I was expecting something a lot more enticing then granny panties. How can you, so adorable in all your hot pictures and hot videos, ruin it by wearing awful granny panties?
People can’t possibly fap to this, but I know at least 100 of you are pausing the celeb video right now, trying to capture a screen shot to use as a Taylor Swift wallpaper. Kinda reminds me of Rhianna barely dressed at some random festival, only I’d rather see Taylor Swift being more naughty.
Please Taylor Swift – change yo drawls!
ps – to all the idiots out there – this is NOT a wardrobe malfunction. This is a gust of wind lifting a skirt. A malfunction would be if her belt snapped and the skirt fell off, bringing the world to a giant simultaneous fap session.
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