Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very loud and vulgar tone. My girl said “I don’t like him, he scares me, I’m just trying to dip my nuggets in the honey in peace and quiet” and I said “yo home girl, it’s all good. Later on we’re gonna dip my nugget up in yo honey.” Then My friend said “I got next” to which his chicken headed girlfriend done slapped him across the face and knocked the iphone out of his hands. And that’s why we don’t have a longer video.
I made that entire story up because I’m a creative genius. Or just creative, but I like to talk myself up so that you think I’m really that good. Probably just average. I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me in the comments section below? Thanks.
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