What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always look stupid in a fight video. Let’s break down this awful fight video – first, we see a tall skinny dirty looking white guy who needs to shave and we label him homeless. Next, we see a chubby guy who looks out of place and is dumb enough to bother a homeless man – he’s a tourist. You know why? Because there’s no fat people in Hollywood unless they’re an actor. Everyone else in California is in shape. So now we have homeless musician vs the fat white tourist from Vermont. I would’ve loved to see this in person as long as I had nose plugs, because I assume the combination of fat and homeless means the whole block smelled like trash truck juice and rotten bologna.
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