Kanye West falls off stage during a concert while singing one of his songs that I do not know the title to and am too lazy to Google it, even though I just stole this video off another website, which took the same amount of effort it would take to Google the song he’s singing as Kanye West falls off stage, while I update Crankers with yet another run on sentence that just won’t stop, but since I’m a f*cking genius wordsmith with a professional writing education, I can pull it off.
I can also pull off my pants and update Crankers while naked on webcam, but I am pretty sure you, my male viewers, unless you’re from gay Rehoboth Beach, do not want to see me and my Spartan 6 pack abs. What I mean by that is that my abs are hidden under a fat belly and I’ve drawn the abs on with a Sharpie, then went for a spray tan in the bathroom. This makes me look like a Spartan while I wear my red cape.
Sigh…just another stupid celebrity.
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