Carrie Fisher went from this...
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, how you gonna let your girl get fat? Carrie Fisher went from trophy wife to trophy at a car show for biggest van. Carrie literally became the creature behind her in this picture with the fat boy.
...to this...(nice Uggs)
Enough about Carrie Fisher getting fat. Let’s talk about how she lost all the weight! Carrie Fisher used Jennie Craig (like we
care), and lost most of her weight. Now she’s just a 54 year old version of Princess Leia, which is fine, because she looks like a kind of cute 54 year old.
If she came up to you in her Star Wars outfit, would you do her? Even if she was 54? Of course you would, because it would be an awesome story to tell at parties, bro!
...and back to this! You'd hit it!
Tell the truth. Would you hit it? Would you want to be able to tell your friends and all the Star Wars fans that YOU laid the light saber in the intergalactic coochie? Would you like to put your light saber in the Sith’s glory hole and grin while doing so? I think you would, but I could be wrong (yeah right). Please tell me that you guys are straight enough and cool enough that you would even bang her sober! Please tell me that my audience knows a good story when they’re about to become part of one.
To all the ladies out there – would you bang Mark Hamil? What if he came to your house dressed as Luke Skywalker? Wearing a cloak or a cape and swinging that light saber against your thigh. You know you would do him.
To everyone – tell me what person from any of the Star Wars movies you would like to bang, either now or then, and tell me why!
GO! GO! GO!
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