Hipsters: they make real homosexuals look bad. Click the dog to see more hipster pics.
Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick nice clothes, because we all know that gays dress better then most people, because, well, they’re women in a man’s body. You hipsters all remind me of hippies, except hippies were cool. The hippies were a legit movement. You hipsters are just a trashy knock-off who look desperate for attention.
Here’s your attention…
Go home and put your normal “when I’m not trying to be a hipster” clothes on. Shave your dumbass beard. And buy a real f*cking beer for once! Seriously hipsters – your movement is idiotic and you look dirty.
I’m not hateful, I just think you hipsters look and act like idiots. I’m sure you’re really nice people, but when you look in the mirror, don’t you see a homeless looking dirtball staring back at you?
Dear Gay People of the world – sorry if I offend you, but these hipsters are mocking you and making you look bad. I’d rather have 100 gay friends, then one hipster friend. Please help me combat the tribe of idiots. Only gay guys, Justin Bieber, and women are allowed to wear skinny tight jeans.
Thanks.
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