Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of the Minnesota Vikings. He’s a double threat anyway, why would I need a league leading running back like Chris Johnson? I can win a Fantasy Football league with an all injured reserve team of only white guys and kickers, which is ironically the same thing. Are there any black kickers in football? What do you think Chris Johnson will spend his money on? (more after the pictures)
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- Chris Johnson, you better run for 2000 yards this year!
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- My name is Marshawn Lynch. I’m Beast Mode and I’m ugly like Chris Johnson. We look like brothers.
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- Wanna see me slam a midget in a hoop?
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- I am the ugly athlete of the year.
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- Being ugly’s a helluva drug.
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- Can I be in the ugly athlete club?
Here’s a few ideas. Chris Johnson’s fat new contract can pay for a new face. He’s an ugly mofo. He can also buy a new face for George Muresan, Tyrone Hill, his fake brother Marshawn Lynch, Joakim Noah, and Sam Cassell.
Who has more ugly athletes pictures? NFL Football? Or NB
A Basketball? Tell me in the comments, yo!
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