Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before the lights go out! The polar bear attacking a woman while peeing in Russia video is almost as cool as drunk Russians fight at the aquarium which happened because the dude wanted to swim with a dolphin. Well good for him for bring brave and jumping into the water prior to getting into a drunk fight in public. I think I want to visit Russia this week, because there seems to be a lot of top viral videos stemming from there. Thank you Russia! We love you!!
PS – Dear woman in the video, next time you pee in public, maybe you shouldn’t break into a polar bears house and tinkle on their front step. That cute bear was just being protective…like…GTFO GIRL!! Now you get to go home and be all like (enter ditzy girl voice here) “so today, I um, got whacked by a polar bear while I was like, you know tinkling at the zoo, and um, like, you know, it hurt and stuff so I like went to the doctor, and he like, told me I was like, a total dumba$$. ZOMG! What a d*ck right!?”
And whomever is pretending to listen, while secretly laughing, has only one worthy response: “cool story bro, WTF chapter you on?”
PPS -If you’re at a zoo, why didn’t you just use the rest room? And two, you would’ve had better luck breaking into the barn section where the sheep are running around. I’m sure they wouldn’t have bothered you.
PPPS – Cool Guy of the Day award goes to the creeper model citizen who video taped the woman dropping her trousers – you are seriously awesome, and I hope you continue catching great clips on video!!
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