I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad this bad cover song video from YouTube weirds me out. By the way, if you can figure out how to upload a video to YouTube, then you can figure out how to Google the lyrics so you look like less of a forgetful vampire who is missing their monocle and suspenders, since you probably live in Idaho with all dem dere potaters. It’s not like Kesha’s Tik Tok has all that many words. Her songs have as many words as she takes baths in a month, and I’m pretty sure she repeats most of her lyrics.
Maybe I can complete this blog entry with some super sweet poetry. I like poetry as much as I would like seeing this girl in a bikini…A LOT!
What is she doing, because that’s not singing.
She’s eating the lyrics, and my ears are ringing!
Jack and Jill went up a hill, to fetch a pail of water,
Jack came down, and looked around, and Jill was the size of a quarter.
How many videos did you make?
50 like the lbs in your steak?
Is your steak what you eat on your break?
Is your break what happened to your chair?
Hey big girl, got a question for you.
How many cakes you want, 21 or 22?
Do you like chocolate or vanilla?
Could you eat the town of Manilla?
With 5 million views, what would you do?
Would you spend all your money on a nice pair of shoes?
Shoes that would bake you a cake as you walked, so Acme no longer needs to be stalked!
Hickory dickory dock, some chick was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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