http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNy2dhEROeo
You know how I know you don’t ever get laid, even though you have a rocking bed? You still yell “hi mom” in your YouTube videos, which means you’re living at home in your parents guest room or the bedroom you grew up in, and you’re 30 years old. There is no way the guy in the video wakes up to this every morning for the last four years, because I can tell you right now that this f0cker has a regular alarm clock in his drawer to the right. And what happens when this guys computer controlled alarm clock goes into screen saver or hibernation mode? How can your computer controlled alarm clock wake you up when the computer is asleep?
This isn’t half as bad as waking up next to a pirate faced pig like Deena Cortese from Jersey Shore and having to do the walk of shame.
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