If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what idiots care to go up to a fake snowman and touch it? What do you need to touch it for? It’s just a random snowman – why don’t you walk by, look at it, say to yourself “cool snowman bro” and keep walking? It’s not like you’re gonna turn to gold when you touch this random snowman. Big deal. A snowman. Oh wow! It’s like this dude is a 3 year old again and has to touch everything.
I don’t need to touch the snowman. But you put up a hot nekked snow woman in a bunny suit – then maybe I’ll be providing her with a free hands-on experience.
The Scary Snowman at WildWood of the Jersey Shore would be WAY more funny if it were a giant seagull.
ps – that midget kid on the left gets pwned by the Scary Snowman!!
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