Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and you ran off a checklist of reasons why you need toilet paper that causes less dingleberries. You got fired, right?
- Obama’s presidency. We’re tired of it. Using the “change” or “hope” slogans doesn’t mean change is promised, and people break promises anyway. America’s debt has skyrocketed and you’ve accomplished nothing I can recall from the previous four years, which is pretty similar to the the same results anyone named Bush has accomplished. Let’s vote you out. Maybe it’s time for a woman to run the country, because the men have clearly ruined it the last 12-16 years. And enough about the ethnicity of the president being relevant. Black or white doesn’t matter. It’s all about the green.
- If you’re going to react to a funny situation with a joke, then use a funny joke. You insisted that an ugly jacket belonged to a male heckler, then said “oh, it’s your jacket” to a woman. The heckler is already escorted out and doesn’t know you’re cracking jokes on his attire. The female ugly jacket owner is probably insulted because you assumed her jacket would be worn by a man. So now she thinks her jacket is an ugly jacket for men, so she feels like she’s grown testicles and a beard and she’s ugly. Women are self conscious by human nature, and you’ve just ruined her day. You’ve lost the votes of sensitive fashionistas in America. Next time insult the heckler directly, rather then inadvertently insulting a supporter. It’s a shame that I don’t know if the woman is black or not, because if she’s black, then Obama has lost the black votes and women votes! And let’s face it folks, 90% of black Americans know nothing about politics, they vote for whomever is black. Not to sound racist, but they shouldn’t be voting anyway. You should have to pass a test in order to vote, so that your vote is educated, and that goes for everyone. I wouldn’t pass the test. I don’t know anything about politics, which is why I don’t vote.
- Michelle Bachman asked if Obama would like to swallow a corndog with her, Lady and the Tramp style. That part is made up, but the visual is funny.
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