Watching Family Feud, with Steve Harvey (why is he the host), and there’s a pastor’s wife who takes things a bit too far for a family show.
The main question is “things you put in your mouth and don’t swallow” and her answer, out of all the possibilities you could name for a family friendly show, was sperm.
Let’s conjugate a list of better answers:
- toothpaste
- mouthwash
- toothbrush
- floss
- gum
- pens or pen caps
- fingernails
- chicken bones from hot wings
- sunflower seed shells
- watermelon seeds
There’s ten items I thought of in 24 seconds. Her first thought was “sperm” – hmmmm.
There’s only one fact to gather from her response…
SHE KNOWS FROM EXPERIENCE!
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