Some girls have all the luck! Great smile, winning personality, attractive body, and the amazing ability to jump directly into moving dirt bikes. She is so dumb that this video is not even funny. Let’s put together a list of things she should have been thinking:
- That’s a bike, I should move.
- I shouldn’t stand here in the first place.
- That bike is getting closer, I should move.
- That’s still a dirt bike aiming for my face. I should really move now.
And what she was probably thinking:
- I can’t wait to get my nails done.
- Cute bag.
- Hot heels.
- Hair products.
- Who can I text now with pointless irrelevant conversation, such as “omg, I’m like, in this dirt path where this dude is like going to like jump this like dirt bike (chews gum for five minutes) and I’m not sure, but I like think he may drive straight, which means he’ll be on the road (chews gum for another five minutes, and texts nine guys things they don’t care about) and like, omg, he’s right here in front of me, oh, he’ll stop, he knows I don’t want to get my shoes dirty, yeah, I know right, so crazy, a dirt bike, omg, I can’t believe I’m near a dirt bike OUCH!!!!!!”
- What happened? Why’d you hit me with your bike?
And his response:
- Dude, you’re in the only f*cking road there is, get the f*ck off the road and stand five feet to your f*cking left. And do you want to make out after you’re done healing your Marsha Brady dirt bike nose? Ok, cool. Cause that’s hot.
Lesson learned – when there’s only one road, don’t stand in it. There’s some nice grass to the left.
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