A video was released showing Judge William Adams throwing down some leather belt action on his 16 year old daughter’s ripe a55. He beat her down because she likes to use computers and download things from the Internet. Kinda what every 16 year old girl in the world does unless you’re living in Somalia and your hobbies include picking fleas off your eyelids or eating sh1t from baby loin cloths. Regardless, his now 20 something year old daughter is mad yo, and this girl’s all about showing the world what a demonic man her father really was.
This reminds me of an episode of SouthLand, where some little douchey kid called the police because his Mom hit him on the behind three times with a belt, and the rightfully so correct officer told that little punk child that if he ever called the cops on his mom again, that he would come back and beat the kid himself.
So what’s the difference? Mom hit the kid three times. Not three hundred times. And it wasn’t for a BS reason like being a teenager and liking computers, because that’s what kids do, and if you are like Judge William Adams and don’t understand that, then you’re as big an idiot as he is.
Judge William Adams is an abusive animal. There’s a huge difference between discipline (I agree with getting a few licks in) and downright evil beatings for joyful pleasure.
Maybe if Judge William the Bun Destroyer loses his job as a judge, then he can work for the RIAA and go on tours beating kids who download songs. Maybe Metallica, the crappiest metal band ever, will hire him to go back in time and beat down kids using Napster. Yeah, remember when Metallica made millions of dollars and cried when broke college kids downloaded a few songs to play at parties – loser parties obviously, because Metallica sucks.
My Mom beat me with a belt a few times. The last time she beat me with a belt, I was twelve years old. I was disrespectful. She hit me on the bum two times and I laughed and said “Mom, it doesn’t hurt anymore, that doesn’t work, I’m 12, not 6.” She laughed too. That was the last time she did that, because then she started using a chain with a hammer on the end. One time I looked like SLOTH from Goonies, and that’s because I downloaded a song on LimeWire when I was 16. Oh wait, that’s not true. She didn’t use the chain. Just the hammer. And it wasn’t LimeWire…it was…OUCH MOM STOP IT!!! DAMN YO!!!!
Ha ha…If you believe that, then you’ll believe anything! I do think this terrible judge and worse dad should get beat back by his daughter and then call it even.
On second thought – let me beat him. Like Son’s of Anarchy’s Jax said to Clay – I’ll beat your half dead hands so bad, you won’t even be able to swing your own gavel.
By the way – has anyone seen his daughter now? She’s pretty hot. I’d hit it. Oh…wait…too soon?
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