The police were trying to arrest some fat chick and she wasn’t cooperating right away. You know, do the stall technique and think you’re going to get away with it, because you think you have all these crazy amounts of ridiculous rights, and the only thing that you have the right to do is hire an attorney.
She did all that.
She got tased, bro.
I, you, he, she, it, we, and they all giggled as she dropped like a tree.
If a fat girl falls in the woods, does anyone hear it?

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