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Breaking News – Rejected Peta Mascot Commits Suicide

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Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars.

Does anyone know what this says?

Does anyone care?

Will Peta be upset that I placed this image of a creepy ham carving himself on this site?

Don’t know, but I’ll be really excited if a few Peta girls cage themselves naked at my house tonight as I would so totally get a boner.

This picture really does creep me out because there’s nothing more awkward than food serving itself to you. What happens when there’s nothing left but the arm that carves? And how the f*ck is this pig holding the knife? It has a hoof, not opposable thumbs.

Even better, its already cooked on the inside which means this pig probably had a fever, so it’s sick, and I don’t want to eat sick ham unless I’m going down on a fat girl with the flu.

For the grand finale, this pig is standing on more pig parts that are much larger than the pig itself and it has no genitals. Is this a mannequin pig?

What the hell are the French people feeding their farm animals?

I can see the skin of the sliced pig is dirty. It’s definitely French because I can smell it’s armpits from here.

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