Cry. Me. A. F*cking. River.
There once was a time where players could intimidate each other and talk a little bit of trash and it was all in good athletic and competitive entertainment.
So this jerkbait Dallas Braden one day says to Alex Rodriguez “Get off my Mound” and the A’s make a tshirt of it and fans love it.
It’s not distasteful.
It’s not dirty.
It’s nothing but fun promoting your pitcher as a badass who is in charge, giving your Oakland fans something to cheer for while Jamarcus Russell sips on syzzzurp and the Raiders fail at football.
This shirt represents a resilience to the Yankees and telling people that when they come to Oakland, that the A’s are in charge. This shirt gives your team some attitude and swagger. This shirt makes your fans feel good even through a loss.
Stand up for your team and yourself, don’t back out like a bitch when it comes time to promote yourself with some swagger.
Is it a coincidence your elbow hurts the same week you have to pitch to the Yankees again?
Dallas Braden – you are a crybaby and an a$$hole and you suck.

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