Wise words from the midget purple man…
“The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”
Haha. Really? You can’t come up with a new song, so you get pissy and cry about the Internet? Dude, are you kidding me? Have some grapes bitches. This is such a joke that I don’t even know what with what level of retard to refer to you as.
The Internet is not over. You are over. You get custom guitars made because normal guitars are taller than you. You fired your hairdresser because they left you to go stylize Rhianna’s hair because sometimes you and her look like twins.
You’re mad because you still shop at baby Gap, but Ryan Reynold’s is jacked and starring in movies.
You’re mad because scientology won’t accept you because you dress like a purple alien and that’s a conflict of interest.
You’re mad because people won’t download your music on bit torrent for free, which obviously means no one will pay for it either.
You’re mad because the last time you heard CREAM on the radio it was 1992.
Prince…Stop crying and adapt to the modern era. Dressing like a tranny only works for Lady Gaga. Maybe try to act straight, since straight is the new gay. And while you’re at it, have some more grapes, bitches.
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