Dear Lebron James,
You’re not a king. Know how I know that? Because you don’t come from royalty, don’t wear a crown, and you give up on your team in the playoffs which is partly the reason you are six rings behind Michael Jordan, five behind Kobe Bryant, and are nothing but a marketable item sucking in useless attention from people who think you’re the next coming of Christ when you have proved nothing to anyone.
Know who a real king is? King Leonidas. He didn’t give up, but rather fought to the death. Dwayne Wade fights for his team to win and goes down respectfully in a loss. What do you do? Give up. Play yourself as a media circus freak watching everyone pay a quarter to pay attention to you.
You’re announcing tonight where you’ll play next year and it’s going to take an hour to tell us that? Why? So you can rape advertisers of their money just because you’re a clown? People pay attention to you because it’s entertainment. It’s entertaining watching you act like you deserve a max contract when you’ve played seven seasons and have still not won a championship.
You’re the black Jim Kelly…the black Dan Marino…the guy who can only get so far but not ever win a championship
Wait! What am I thinking? Comparing you to Hall of Fame athletes is an insult. Those guys never gave up on their team like you did.
They’re not quitters posing as media whores.
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