The stock market and crypto go up and down more than college girls after 6 White Claws – and that won’t ever change! But one man revealed the secret stock market trick that’s helping people become millionaires. He wouldn’t reveal his identity because he didn’t want the companies to figure out who he is. However, he said there will be signs.
So what’s the trick? He said the stock market is so simple. Buy low, sell high, then repeat the process. But there’s just one more piece of the puzzle that most people forget. At some point you have to become Nancy Pelosi and do a little inside trading to get the scoop on what to buy before it takes off. The problem is no one has figured out how to become Nancy Pelosi – and quite frankly, some people don’t want their eyebrows touching their hairline.
Most stock traders will just do the buy low, sell high method, but once we figure out how to transform into Nancy Pelosi, then you’ll see a lot more overnight millionaires riding around in yachts and drinking bubbly out of Donald Trump bobble-head champagne glasses. Like we said, there will be signs!
By the way, what’s up with Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows anyway? She’s got all that money and does this? I guess it’s true what they say, when you’re filthy rich, even for alleged inside trading, then you can do whatever you want with your eyebrows. Her body, her choice!