Cool story bro, maybe you should tell it again.

People tell me I should write a book. Why would I do that when I can post it on the Internet instead. If you want a book, then print out my website. Now you have a free book!

Let’s make a list of the evil child molesters, perverts, and pieces of crap at Penn State.

Jerry Sandusky – raped a kid in the shower. Probably raped a ton of other kids. He’s old and looks like a pervert who would lick all over a boy in the shower. Just look at his face. He’s got gay child boner toucher written all over it. You’re gross and I am certain you will commit suicide during the trial. If not, then you’ll enjoy being in prison because you’re gay, and what better place to send a gay guy then jail where they can get all the free sex they like.

Mike Mcqueary – he is an ugly ginger who has a 99.99999% chance of being a homosexual. There is no way in hell this guy is straight, and my guess is that once he saw the Sandusky shower scene, that he actually joined in on the rape. If he didn’t join in on the “oh hai, imma ruin dis kids life fo-eva” party in the shower, then he is still a homosexual. He is a homosexual in the sense that McQUEERy and Sandusky probably have a secret relationship and were just about to fly to New York to tie the knot.

Joe Paterno – he’s a big dumb old piece of crap. You hear the story and do nothing. You alone could’ve done what Mcqueary failed to do, which is called BE A MAN and stop the crime. This isn’t petty theft stealing a water bottle from a player. This is child rape and a serious crime. You should have done more. You didn’t. Now GTFO!

Tim Curley – he knew about it and also did nothing. His name sounds like a french fry. He probably was dating Sandusky before Mcqueary came along, then those two started dating because Jerry liked younger guys.

Gary Schultz and Graham Spanier were fired too. They are probably gay too. They’re all gay to me. To my gay viewers, and I know you’re out there, I mean gay in the modern term as in the sense that those people all suck. Well, I mean it in a homosexual manner too. Ah F it – you’re all gay!

I hope Penn State students show Jerry Sandusky what’s up and perform vile things to him on his way to court, so vile that he attempts suicide by hanging himself by his penis. Then he fails and ends up just castrating himself.

Now try raping someone with no penis, you dirty old disgusting pervert.

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