Cool, Strange, Weird, and Funny Pictures

This is like getting tagged on Facebook, except it’s nothing like getting tagged on Facebook. It’s just a cool, weird, and funny picture category. Get over it.

Hey Dad, WTF we gonna do with this? I dunno son, Photoshop it.

weird picture

I have no idea what that weird alien looking Pinata is. I don’t know where it came from. I woke up and it was in my garage. The next thing I know, the neighbors dog is humping it ridiculously, and I had to pry the dog from the alien pinata. I don’t like when dogs [...]

Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.

dr oz dancing nurses

Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]

Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!

Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!

And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]

Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.

Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.

Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]

I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.

I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.

Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

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