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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Fat girl tased and drops like a tree = HILARIOUS!
fat girl tased by police and she drops like a tree timbering over in the woods.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.
Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?
Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!
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Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!
Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]
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Name something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?
Steve Harvey is about to pee his pants on the set of Family Feud when a pastors wife, inadvertently, admits on TV that she puts sperm in her mouth. She didn't verify who the sperm belonged too, but Steve Harvey went into conniptions.
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Boy reacts to the Empire Strikes Back
Quiet little buddy has quite the reaction to Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out Santa Claus is real too! I bet you're reacting funny right now from reading that and finding out your parents lied about a lie when you were 12! He's real. I've met him in
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Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video
Tell me he's wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they're in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don't pay their bills on time. Pulling the race
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Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
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Of course you were part of a shark attack video.
Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]
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Jersey Shore + Scary Snowman Prank = Epic Fail!
If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
The American Dream explained in a 30 minute video.
When asked what was the greatest accomplishment in his life, Andrew Jackson replied “I KILLED THE BANK” and everyone cheered because the bank was a machine that wanted to take control of the financial world of the United States and everyone hates the banks! This cool animated video even talks about people using code names, [...]
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Still better then waking up to that pig Deena from Jersey Shore
You know how I know you don’t ever get laid, even though you have a rocking bed? You still yell “hi mom” in your YouTube videos, which means you’re living at home in your parents guest room or the bedroom you grew up in, and you’re 30 years old. There is no way the guy [...]
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Puke while hang gliding – you’re either drunk or have a vagina.
Doesn’t look like he’s got a vagina, so I’m going to assume this guy is downright hammered. Men don’t admit to being afraid of heights, and he wouldn’t have went if he was afraid of heights anyway. He is probably drunk, hungover, or someone spiked his Kool Aid with syrup of ipecac. If that’s the [...]
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Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy
Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]
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