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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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Hey thanks a lot for donating a few bucks. I don’t make much from this site, not even enough per month to pay a cheap cell phone bill. I do it mostly for fun, and Adsense sends me like $40 a month, which is probably less then a 12 year old’s allowance is these days. [...]
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The Worst New York Attackist Ever
Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]
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Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
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Jersey Shore + Scary Snowman Prank = Epic Fail!
If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]
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Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.
Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?
Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]
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Homeless guitarist meets a tourist
What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]
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Grand Central Station Flash Freeze Video
Take the flash mob, put it on ice, and you have flash freeze. Now imagine a thousand people doing this in a major train station. Simultaneously frozen in time at the New York train station, all at the same exact moment. Flash freeze video is a very unique twist on the flash mob videos. I [...]
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Arena league football’s best fan yet
Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Uncle whoops ass for Facebook
I can’t believe I’m watching someone’s uncle whip their ass about Facebook in a video. Maybe you can tell him you’re soft! Tell him you’re a liar! And I’m gonna whoop dat arse again if I see all that gangster stuff posted on your profile! Now put that on his wall! I guess next time [...]
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I am so disturbed right now…
Are you thirsty? Actually, no. I am not thirsty. I won’t be thirsty ever again thanks to this bald guy with pen cap nips about to double dip into some weirdo’s mouth. Actually, I’m about to grab a Twisted Tea from the fridge because not only do I feel gay watching this video, I want [...]
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Cheerleader practice is awesome
Does this turn you on? Is it the orange shorts or the white shirt? What about the pony tail? No? Oh. I know, its the palm crammed against the cunt. What else would it be besides some perverted sick sense of pants rising boner material. You sick perverted bastard! They’re just practicing, THEY’RE NOT EVEN [...]
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Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!
There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]
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Justin Bieber hit by Water Bottle
The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.
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Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (dirty version)
This guy isn’t too bad. His name sucks, but he’s like the half pint Eminem of Europe. Then again, does Europe even have black people? No. So he’s just a rapper. But…change your name dude, it’s dumb as sh*t. Special guest TsimFuckis and a creepily hot girl who shows her camel toe at 2:47.
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The Situation before Jersey Shore
How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends? My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck. Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party. Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe [...]
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