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21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.
Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
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Funny trolling on a filthy flock of seagulls.
Getting revenge on seagulls for pooping on you, stealing your food, or simply for existing as dumb birds is easy. You need to have mad troll skills, a bag of Cheetos, and a vehicle to sit in – even if it’s not your own. Follow these steps and you will easily anger seagulls. And this [...]
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Hey Dad, WTF we gonna do with this? I dunno son, Photoshop it.
I have no idea what that weird alien looking Pinata is. I don’t know where it came from. I woke up and it was in my garage. The next thing I know, the neighbors dog is humping it ridiculously, and I had to pry the dog from the alien pinata. I don’t like when dogs [...]
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Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?
I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]
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A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet
My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.
Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]
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Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.
Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]
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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends
Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]
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I want to punch this dog square in the dick
First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]
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How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows
This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]
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What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut
This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]
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Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg
Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]
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Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!
Dear Taylor Swift, It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity [...]
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This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.
Imagine you’re watching the Shark Night 3D movie. All cozy in your chair,popping some buttery popcorn, enjoying the amazing 3D effects of modern technology in cinema, and all of a sudden – a giant inflatable shark flies in your face. You. Will. Scream. Pee your pants. Welcome the Air Swimmers. They’re miniature inflatable blimps shaped [...]
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her kitchen has a lot of bass
I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]
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Lady Gaga fails video
She’s awesome in every way, except the part where she has a wenus. Not sure I want to know about Lady Gaga’s wenus, but she apparently puts on a good show and has less balance then I do. I can barely walk without falling due to a lack of balance, but she can’t do a [...]
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